*Monday, Nov. 14*
Like I said last week, the 1st quarter is over. So, in Bio we got new seats. D: ...Our wonderful table hasn't been completely broken up, but we still miss each other:(. I sit with Dean, and Erin and Zach sit at the same table. Well I guess that wasn't the best thing to say but we were pretty, uh, SAD.
*Tuesday, Nov. 15*
I got to school like, 30 minutes earlier than I normally do today. Myah, Maggie, and I were sitting in a circle in the middle of the hallway, eating Pop Tarts and Special K cereal. It was our little pow-wow. Apparently we were in front of this asshat's locker, and when he came he gave us a glare and stomped right through our circle to get to his friggin locker the hell. I guess he got up on the wrong side of the bed...(if he even sleeps in a bed!)
*Wednesday, Nov. 16*
At lunch, I (finally) remembered to bring POPCORN! There's a microwave in the cafeteria. Oh, and it's not like, the 1000-volt nice rotating LIGHTED microwaves. NOPE. Just some piece of CRAP they found at like, goodwill or something. There were no numbers, no start or stop button. Just like, 5 buttons which were labeled "Pastry", "Two Burgers", "Meatloaf", "Frozen Vegetables", and "Bagel". WTF? What kind of asshat makes this kind of microwave anyway? Ugh..well it took us (Anastasia, Hayley, and I) like 5 friggin minutes to figure out how to work the darn thing. But, we did pop it eventually, and when we were walking back to our table, some of the kids were like, "can I have some?"....it smelled so good. :)
*Thursday, Nov. 18* and *Friday, Nov. 19*
I'm not up for uh, writing this. So watch my VLOG! (for those of you who are stupid a vlog is a video-log..like a blog but in video form..). Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Keys9IGIoUs
Hey..Thanksgiving is next week! No school on Thursday-Monday! ALRIGHT! The first actual "break" of my Freshman Year.
*Monday, Nov. 7*
Yes so a few days ago it was Daylight Savings Time. Thank you Benjamin Franklin, for giving everyone an extra hour of sleep!! Yeah but everyone was still a zombie on Monday...
*Tuesday, Nov. 8*
Dean is hysterical child. In Bio, he was talking in this deep, whisper voice...
"Let's go get hiiiiighhh.." "Wanna go smoke some weeeeeeeddd??" "You go'n get hiiiiiiiighhh.." Hahahaha....[NOTICE: HE WAS JUST JOKING AROUND. HE DOES NOT DO DRUGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. HE WAS MAKING US LAUGH, JUST LIKE HE DOES EVERYDAY.]
*Wednesday, Nov. 9*
Oh my god in German class, were were learning about FARM ANIMALS. Don't know why, don't care why, but whatever the reason...IT WAS HYSTERICAL. I sit next to Gabriella and Skid..and we were zoning out at one point in class.....then, all we hear is "DAS HUHN.... KRAHHK KRAAAAHH KWRAAAHHH!!!" and see Herr Baysinger make this psycho face and have there CLAWS and is jerking up and down...HAHAHA ! Oh my god I can't even describe it right....but it. was. SO. FUNNY....
So then Gabriella, Skid and I BURST out in hysterical laughter....everyone turns around and stares at us, but we kept on giggling..
Haha and when Herr was talking about horses, he was making us ROFL! In German, "horse" is "Pferd". And you pronounce both the P and the F...So it sounds like, "PUHFAYRD". Hahaha I can't describe this correctly..I'll stop..
:D
At the beginning of 9th period, there was a fire drill. Kate, Maggie and I were starting to change into our gym clothes, when the FIRE ALARM RANG! GAAHHHH!!! It's SO loud in the locker room! We screamed so loud Maliha thought someone got shot! Haha oh GYM...
*Thursday, Nov. 10*
In Tech. Ed., we rotated teachers. (Oh yeah the 1st quarter is over.) And Our teacher is this short, plump ginger. (I don't mean to hurt any Ginger's souls. Gingers are only stupid so the blondes can understand them;)) ANYWAY he was turning on the radio and asked what station we wanted to listen to. 96.1 Kiss or WAMO100.1 was the overall response, but NOPE. "Okay." he says as he turns it to a friggin COUNTRY station. X-( Country music BURNS my ears! NO JOKE! I get headaches when I hear that CRAP.
In Bio, we were taking the unit test. Dean finished before everyone else, so he was just chillin' at his seat, making weird noises with his big, fat pink eraser. I'm gonna stop there..let's just say it was annoying and funny as asshats trying to be cool.
Skid, Maggie, and I had to stay after school for a (late-noticed) student government meeting. IT WAS FOR 15 FRIGGIN MINUTES. We got so ticked off when we found out, mainly because our parents couldn't pick us up 'til 4pm! (School ends at 2.) UGH. But, we did make the best of it. In conclusion, Maggie beat herself up and they locked me inside Skid's locker. (I almost suffocated.) Watch my video to see what the frig actually happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-HJ1qFq2M
*Friday, Nov. 11*
You guys know how I'm obsessed-no, addicted- to handstands and that. Well, after gym (we were in the weight room) I walk into the hallway, then kick up into a handstand and walked on my hands;). This kid(can't remember if I mentioned him already), Joe, was in front of me. "I swear, everyday.." he sighed. "It's addicting!" I say. (mind you its difficult to breathe upside-down like that!) I fall out of my handstand...all my weight is moving forward and I'm falling to the floor! Oh my god I CRASHED into Joe! Haha it was funny but hella awkward.
"Haha sorry.." I laughed.
*silent moment
"Are you okay!!!??"
"You bet I am.."
AWKWARD.
Hey I'm doin' a flash mob on Saturday! Whatever this has already happened and I GOT TO GO. Catch you up later (of?) my Freshman Year. CIAO BELLA!
For your information, I'm writing this two weeks after this all had happened.
*Monday, Oct. 31*
Alright so today is Halloween. Spooky, huh? And as I predicted, everyone was being festive and wearing costumes and pumpkin shirts. ;)
Now, I write down those blog-worthy events on a little pink Post-It, and for today I wrote "100%, Eliza, candy". I can't remember what "100%" means so I'm going to skip that...
Eliza and I went trick-or-treating together. IN THE FRIGGIN RAIN. Gah! It was so cold! AND RAINY. But we did get a lot of candy, considering we were the only trick-or-treaters in her neighborhood. Every house just DUMPED the bowl into our pillow cases. :) oh yeah and I was a criminal who escaped from jail. Eliza was a lacrosse player. Original, right?
*Tuesday, Nov. 1*
I walk into school today, and EVERYONE is eating candy. The kid next to my locker whipped out this HUGE KitKat bar! It was at least 10 inches long! ...and as a result of candy munching, EVERY SINGLE CHILD IN SCHOOL WAS ON A CANDY HIGH. Even me:).
(Sorry I'm writing this two weeks after this happened, I can't really remember...and I'm playing Club Penguin too sooo..SORRY BEN.)
*Wednesday, Nov. 2*
Same thing as Monday, can't remember. The post-it says, "m&ms, twitter, jackson and maggie"....hhmmm...
Oh yeah in Social Studies, I was opening a bag of M&Ms, and spilled them everywhere. That's all. I am not able to make it sound as friggin amazing as it was because I AM SCREWED UP RIGHT NOW.
Twitter? What!? I think that was the day I tweeted like, 100 times. Yeah my followers got mad at me. "@polkie45 you tweet waaay too much! you're filling up my timeline!"...yeeeah yeah I'm sorry, OKAY?
Jackson and Maggie. I don't remember what that one was about. I know it had something to do with gym class☺, but NOPE. Can't remember.
*Thursday, Nov. 3*
Haha in math today, my teacher was writing something on the Promethean Board. Somebody had a laser pointer, and was shining it on the board. Haha everyone saw it but didn't tell our teacher. Whoever had it ended up pointing it directly on her butt every time she turned around. We all burst out laughing at one point...and Mrs. Switala's like, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT!??"
"Oh nothing.."
Ahh that's what keeps me awake during class..
So in English, our teacher had to get something before class. She came back like, 20 minutes later..and in the meantime, BEN was our teacher.
B: "Alright what should I teach you guys?"
Me: "TEACH US HOW TO BE GAY! JUST LIKE YOU!"
B: "I'm not gay!"
Maliha: "Yeah, yeah, you say what you say.."
B: "BUT.."
Class: "But what?"
B: "I CAN teach you guys how to walk like a girl!"
Maliha: "So you're basically teaching us how to walk like a GAY kid just like you?"
B: "No...but I'll teach you anyway....stick out your butt and keep your head high and STRUT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
Maliha: "oh my god.."
Thankfully, Alison whipped out her phone and snapped this picture of him "demonstrating" how to walk like a chic.
ROTFLMFAO!!! (Btw Ben is on the left, Maliha is on the right...) Oh my god☺
At dance, it was just my one friend and I. (I can't remember if I already mentioned her..) Our teacher taught us a little duet combo.. click this link to watch it! ITS FRIGGIN AMAZING!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjgzFnCdQ48
*Friday, Nov. 4*
When Maggie, Nia, Maliha, and I were walking to art..somehow we all started singing(more like screaming) songs from Veggie Tales♫♪......we turn the corner and one of the band teachers starts singing along...heh heh it was a little awkward but we were laughing afterwards. -_-
I am addicted to being upside-down and on my hands. Cartwheels, handstands, ariels, you name it. And in gym, I almost wiped out. End of story.
Well now I'm going to write next week of Freshman Year. Have fun watching my videos;).
*Magical Monday, Oct. 24*
Today was magic Monday, and I was dressed up as a fairy. I had a baby blue tutu and purple wings on. From the back, Maggie said I looked like a 5-year old! (keep in mind I'm short). I had this glitter can and was tossing glitter and sparkles at everyone! "Happy Magical Monday!" "POOF!" "Faith, trust, and pixie dust!" Oh God. Every body's reactions cracked me up...it ranged from "Ooo! Make me sparkly!" to "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!"..:)
Well, I think I got yelled at like, 3 times today for throwing glitter. :)
In Bio, Dean FLIPPED when I tossed some on his desk. He's like, "What's that? Sparkles?? I don't want that on me!! GAAHH!" and shakes his desk and starts attacking the tissue box...
Later in class, this kid named Bryan was snoozing away on his desk. Mrs. LeVan was like, "dude WAKE UP! Does anybody have some food or something magical to wake him up?" Everyone slowly stared at me, I said "Here." and handed Mrs. LeVan the glitter can... She shakes some on Bryan and he's like, "I'm up, I'm up!" Hahaha...
Maggie and I were walking into the gym 9th period and there was Garrett, creepily strolling around near the bleachers.. and there I was, leaving a trail of glitter behind me. He looks over and Maggie and I, and Maggie's like, "let's run on 3! ...........1.."
I go, "Hold up, watch.......................GARRETT! COME HERE!"
He joggs over and says, "uh huh?"
Me: "POOF YOU'RE GONE!" I scream as I chuck some glitter at him.
Maggie: "2..."
Garrett: "What was that for?"
Maggie: "3!"
Me: "GO!!!!!"
*sprints to the locker room
At dance we got to dress up for Halloween, and I wore an old ballet costume from 2005 or 2004. Well, since it's so old and tiny, it was kinda difficult and hot to dance in. So, I took off the top part and just wore the skirt part with my sports bra. After jazz I'm sweating like crazy and taking huge gulps of water. I walk out of the room into the lobby..and there's Blake, just sitting on the bench. Now his sister/cousin dances on the same days I do, so sometimes he's there. But this, was quite awkward.
"Hey Zandra."
"Hey Blake."
"You look like you had fun.."
"Oh I did..."
And of course my bag is right next to him:-/. "Excuse me, my bag is over there."
"Oh sorry.."
I changed my shoes and filled up my water bottle, then came back to re-apply some deodorant.
"So, have you talked to Eliza lately?" (btw she like(d or s) him..)
"Naahh..she's too stalkerish for me.."
"Aw! You should talk to her!"
"Please, NO."
His sister/cousin came and started walking out the door, and I started walking to my next class.
"See ya in gym!"
"See ya!"
Molly asked, "Who was that? He looks familiar.."
"Blake, he goes to our school."
"Oh.... Well THAT was a bit awkward, I do have to admit.."
"I know Molly, I know."
*College Tuesday, Oct. 25*
Today was college day, and I also have to admit that this was a stupid spirit day idea. (Yes, I'm offending yinz.) On twitter yesterday, someone tweeted "Love spirit week. Can't wait for "Dress Like a Normal Person Tuesday"". Haha, tell YOU dat.
Well, aside from that, in Algebra 2 class my teacher was going nuts! Every ten minutes she would go WAY off track and start talking about glasses and walls and babies' names for like, 5 minutes.
Oh god, the kid who sits next to me was like, "I think she didn't take her pills this morning.."
Me: "My god, she gets like that at least once a week.."
Him: "And today's that day.."
Me: "Yeah..look at her face, she looks possessed."
Him: "Haha.. She's crazy."
Me: "I swear, every math teacher's crazy!"
Him: "Yeah! At one moment they're yelling at you to do you homework, and the next they're talking about cheap dog snuggies at the dollar general!"
Me: "Well whatever, I'm never being a math teacher."
Him: "Same.."
I hope she takes her pills tomorrow. So she won't flip at us for not understanding how to do composite functions...
Before German, Gabriella and I went to get a drink of water. When we were done at the water fountain, we had to "cross the hallway" (like crossing traffic). The bell was about to ring, Gabriella says, "HURRY FIND AN OPENING!"
"I don't see any coming!"
"Then push through!"
"Uh, okay!"
*2 seconds later
(both): "GGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" we shout as we push through the crowd and into the room...haha the kids who got cut off.........their faces:D......they were like, whuuuhhh?? then started laughing at us.."oh, freshmen.." :)
*Work Wear Wednesday, Oct. 26*
Well today was slow and boring. BUT, I DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK!!
In Tech. Ed., Mr. Clark thought it was "Western Wear Wednesday"...he had his cowboy hat and boots on..In the middle of class, he's like "Why aren't you guys wearing western stuff?"
Kid: "Here's a better question: Why are YOU wearing western stuff?"
Mr. Clark: "Because it's Western Wear Wednesday of spirit week!"
Kid:"No it's not. It's Work Wear Wednesday."
Mr. Clark: "Really?"
Class: "Yeeaaah."
Mr. Clark: "Well the kids in the other periods were talking about western wear Wednesday...and I was being stupid a didn't check...and look at me, I look like an idiot!"
Class: "WOW..."
Haha too funny. So he changed into a shirt and tie, but he didn't have an extra pair of shoes so he had to wear his boots.
Another kid: "Aren't you gonna change your shoes?"
Mr. Clark: "I don't have any other shoes."
Another kid: "Why do you even have those shoes?"
Mr. Clark: "I got 'em when my wife and I went line dancing. You know, cowboy line dancing.."
Class: "No comment.."
Hahaha..
*Throwback Thursday, Oct. 27*
Today was throwback Thursday. What you're supposed to do is you're supposed to dress up from a different time period in the past. Well pretty much ALL the girls were 80's work-out girls. BORING AND STEWPID! A bunch of kids were dressed from the 70s and 60s too. A few kids were dressed in togas from the Greek and Roman empires. One girl was a viking-woman-person (haha). And guess what I was? A CAVE WOMAN! I took it ALL. The way. Back. ;) Everyone loved it! I had a bone in my hair and a club and everything! HAHA! I'm amazing!
At lunch, Gabriella her friend and I went to the bathroom. Gabriella is "in the hut", so she had to do her business...anyway she had this bag of pads and tampons and everything..btw there were a lot of girls in the bathroom. She walks out of the stall, she trips, and EVERYTHING SPILLS OUT OF HER BAG!!! HAHAHA! Her face got so red as she laughs it off and gathers her things...haha all the girls were laughing at--I mean, WITH her..hahahahaha;).
Before German, Gabriella and Emma were waiting by my locker. As I've said before, my locker is right by a door. As I'm zipping up my backpack, Emma knocks on the door.. "If I keep knocking, maybe animals will come.."
"WHAT?!!!!!" Gabriella and I scream at her random statement...
"No like, what if a tiger comes and eats us?"
"Oh my god.."
"You're crazy.."
"Or a rabbit, and it jumps on the window and breaks its face.."
Haha we had a good laugh after that..
*Spirit Friday, Oct. 28*
Okay so Nia, Maggie, and I BOMBED Maliha's locker. I can't say anything else.
In math, the kid who sits next to me, Cullen, was fantasizing about this action-packed drama movie.
"So some guy starts killing the construction workers and threatening to kill us. I throw this chair at the window and it goes in slow-motion and turns and then SMASHES into the window..You toss me a gun and I start shooting at him and then we all run out through the scaffolding as bullets fly right past us..Chad pulls out this bomb and tosses it on the bad guy's bag....This bright green helicopter swooshes down and we all get on..we fly away into the horizon as the school blows up and the guy dies..EPIC!"
...
Maliha and I got to take pictures of the Homecoming football game (again). And since Halloween is Monday, all the kids wore their Halloween costumes. Maliha just had a mardi-gras mask on. One kid went as Gumby, another as a hot dog. I, went as JESSIE J! (OMFG I NEED TO TELL YOU MY JESSIE J STORY!) Everyone knows I'm like, obsessed with her. I don't have bangs. Jessie J does. So what did I do? Gave myself bangs! I had a winter ski hat thing on and hoop earrings and a zebra scarf and black leggings and my purple rain boots and a cropped top on. (That picture is actually me)
No, I did not cut my hair, nor did I wear a wig. I pulled my hair into a half pony, brought it forward, pinned it down, and put on my hat. I LOOKED LEGIT!!! NOBODY RECOGNIZED ME! IT WAS SO FRIGGIN AWESOME!!! I was standing with some of my 6th grade friends, talking to Logan. Caitlin was munching on some fries, and at first just looked at me. Double take.
"OH MY GOD IS THAT YOU??"
"Who's you?"
"ZANDRA!"
"Yes.."
"Oh my god I love your hair! I didn't recognize you at first!"
Haha I love it. I was talking with some of the cheerleaders (Kate is one of 'em) and were so freaked out. They were like, "you're a bangs kinda girl." "OMG You're so creative!" "You should get your hair cut like that!"
I'm so awesome.
Well Saturday was the Homecoming dance. Yinz guys know me. I know you all say "You need to go! You're a dancer!" ..but THAT kind of dancing I just don't enjoy. Trust me, I do not enjoy getting all fancied up in uncomfortable clothes and putting on fake faces and jumping around like an idiot even though you're supposed to be having a "good time". I have been to many parties and dances like that. I do not enjoy it. I don't care if my friggin' "friends" are there, I don't care if there's food. I DO NOT LIKE THAT KIND OF CRAP. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Halloween is on Monday. Hoorah. Tuesday everyone will be on candy highs.. Alright well I just put myself in a bad mood now so I'm gonna go take a shower now...blah blah blah blah Freshman Year blah blah blaahh.... BYE.
*Monday, Oct. 17*
I have a feeling this week will be SSSLLOOOWWWW.
And yes, I will be right.
*Tuesday, Oct. 18*
Okay there are some real freaky kids in my school. Brittney is one of those kids. She's just, not normal. And I know it's better to be not normal, but she takes "not normal" to a whole different level. Great originality, but THIS is not right. Today she had this bag. A blood bag filled with, what I think is blood. It was disgusting it was just sitting on her desk and hanging out of her pocket. The most disturbing part?
SHE WAS DRINKING FROM IT.
Wha-? That's not right. I couldn't get a picture of her drinking it or holding it, but this was the best:
No joke. She sits with her weird-o friends, so don't judge on my school for being fat and creepy. These kids are individually creepy. (Sorry if you guys are reading this. It's for effect)
That's it I can't talk about this anymore.... *pukes
*Wednesday, Oct. 19*
Today I had to audition for the school musical. NOW I DO NOT LIKE TO SING AND ACT, BUT MY PARENTS WANT ME TO BE INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING. And tonight was the dance audition. (If you don't know this, I'm a dancer. Everything from ballet to hip-hop. ) I'm not just saying this because it's me, but I'm a pretty dang good dancer. People tell me so. Anyway, the kids auditioning were all mainly singers and actors..not dancers. Great for me, I guess. ANYWAY I am addicted to handstands and being upside-down:). So there I was doing flips in my own world. Tessa came over and wanted to practice the combination for the audition, and there we were practicing the dance. A few feet away there was a group of kids, junior or seniors, and they were all huddles and whispering and looking over at me... I glance over and at the same time, they're all like, "WHAT"S YOUR NAME?!!"
"Me?" I point to myself and look around thinking, 'what??'.
"Yeah you, in the blue!"
Of course I'm the only person in their direction wearing blue, and say, "ME???"
"Yes! You! What's your name?"
"Zandra [insert last name].." (See how this comes in handy?)
Some kids were like, "I KNOW YOU!"
"How do you know me? I don't even know you..."
"Oh, haha," they respond. "You're a really good dancer!"
"Uhh, thanks?"
"Yeah and we watch your videos on YouTube! They're so funny!"
"And read your blog!"
On the outside, I'm like, "Uh, thanks!? Spread the word!!?". But on the inside, I'm like, "HOLY SHIT I'M FAMOUS!!"
-_-
*Friday, Oct. 21*
In revenge to what Maliha did to Maggie last week, Nia, Maggie, and I have a brilliant plan to get back at her. I mustn't tell yinz what it is, for she may read this and be prepared for anything crazy next week...BUT TODAY WE COULD NOT CONTROL OURSELVES!!! WE'RE SO EXITED!!! I need to stop before I get into depth. *takes a deep breath. :D
OMFG I want it to be Monday already! Oh and next week of my Freshman Year is spirit week, because it's the week of homecoming. (shoot me) Magical Monday, College Tuesday, Work Wear Wednesday, Throwback Thursday, and Spirit (Fri)Day! I'm goin' FULL OUT, man!! WOOHOO!
I got to school like, 30 minutes earlier than I normally do today. Myah, Maggie, and I were sitting in a circle in the middle of the hallway, eating Pop Tarts and Special K cereal. It was our little pow-wow. Apparently we were in front of this asshat's locker, and when he came he gave us a glare and stomped right through our circle to get to his friggin locker the hell. I guess he got up on the wrong side of the bed...(if he even sleeps in a bed!)
