I don't even friggin know what week it is. But it's the 2nd day of the 3rd quarter. ~ (Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2012)

Well the title explains what day/week it is.
I know, I know, I'm a bit behind on this blog. Well, more like, NINE JUNKIN WEEKS LATE.  I'm sorry. the 2nd quarter was so much fun. I already miss it. 


SECOND QUARTER CRAP I REMEMBER:


In Tech. Ed., I had Mr. Seybert, and we made these lil' airplanes and these hill-climb cars. Sad to say, but I honestly had fun. The airplanes were a bit of a pain to SAND and junk, and for the fact that Sara kept BREAKING MY WINGS..it took me a bit longer than everyone else to finish mine....The cars, oh my god, were such a fail. The first day our teacher was explaining what we'd be doing, Lindsay and Sara and I were just, CLUELESS.  Sorry, we had absulutely no idea what the hell a gear ratio was, what torque was, let alone what the frig we were to do....but hey, we made our cars and they turned out okay. OKAY?


In Algebra 2, my teacher is still nuts. Cullen got a 34% on his midterm! WHAT IS THIS CLAPTRAP.


Ha so in Social Studies, (we still have no junkin'  floor or ceiling or board or anything), we uh, did absolutely nothing. Haha but Tessa, Abby, Maggie, Myah and I get usually (would?) talk for the last 20 some minutes of useless time.  And our teacher is uh, not married, and uh, apparently has this 'thing' for another teacher in the building. (I think her name is Miss Taylor or something?) Anyway, she would always barge in in the middle of class and leave so stupid-ass love note on Mr. Florijan's desk. Ew. ANYWAY, one day Mr. Florijan was at a meeting, and wasn't in class for the first 2o minutes.  So, Miss Taylor asshatedly strolls in, KNOWING he'd not be there. She tells us what to do. We do it. Mr. Florijan walks in and is all like, "hey thanks for doing this babe."  EW!!!!!!!!
 Okay I can't go on.


Oh and there's no more gym. D:

Fourteenth Week ~> (Wed. Dec. 7)

Hey everyone. Sorry it's like, 2 weeks late. I've been really busy with dance and Thanksgiving.  Two weeks ago there was a bomb threat. Don't worry, we're just some white, ghetto-wannabe suburban school.  They caught the asshat who did it and now he's in juvy. Over thanksgiving break I went to NYC(my favorite place in the world). The Talent Show was last Thursday.  My family got our Christmas tree Saturday. And on Sunday I had rehearsal for our Christmas Spectacular (not my studio, the company).


I have a lot to say right now so let's skip the details, and ahead  to today.




*Wednesday, Dec. 7*
Before I forget, Julia wanted me to put this in:
Haha in English today we were discussing something about lemons..nah it was limes..OH YEAH, LIMELIGHT. Or something like that..and our teacher was asking if we knew what it meant/was.  Out of the blue, Ben goes, "I heard that like, celebrities ate a lot of limes to get nice skin."  HAHAHAHA Everyone burst out laughing..and our teacher was staring at him like he had 4 heads..


We're doing swing dance in gym class now. I'm starting to regret my decisions for partner picking..I mean, I wish I wrote down someone else FIRST..but then again I'm happy I put it like this on the note card:

(Their names are like that for their protection. No, I'm not going to tell you who they are. Whether I know you or not.)

So, hopefully, Miss Kraus(the student teacher) will understand.  And, hopefully, [guy friend] or [funny kid] picked me;)..
I have a feeling [tall kid] picked me though..we were partners for class today. So uh, darn.  [funny kid] kept looking over at me, but maybe that was just me looking at him..I really don't know.  I really don't know what we're even doing for this whole swing dance thing.  Personally, I think it's absolutely fun and hilarious, but iiiiii jussstt...I-I don't know anymore.  UGH. x-(




Oh and for the past few days, Sharmaine and I have been talking late at night(phone calls, texting, tweeting). Like, 'til 1 or 2 am..I guess we haven't been getting up at our normal time, well at least I haven't.  Anyway, I came home from school today and my mom was in the dining room decorating.
"Come here, Zandra." she said in a tone that was not very welcoming.
"Hold on let me put my coat away.." I said, just to avoid what was to come.
"No, come here. Right now." her voice got louder and more demanding.
"Wait a second, mom.."
"Get over here right now. Right now please, come here."
I came. And this is what she said.
"I am taking your phone away from you at 9pm tonight. You need your sleep and you can never get up in the morning.  So get OFF YouTube, get OFF Twitter, and do your homework right now."
"Can I eat something first?!"
"NO! Do your homework right now. And when you're finished get your shower and go straight to bed."
"Do you want me to die in my sleep? I need to eat!"
"Don't you talk back to me.  You can eat when I say so. GO!"


Like, WTF?!!  I just walked away and did my homework.  Well, I did my math homework.  I still have English and Bio, but those things aren't due 'til Monday.  Now, I KNOW I won't have time to do them, but I REALLY.. do NOT want to do them, nor understand what the hell I'm supposed to do. GAH!


I have to go to my sister's band concert tonight.  Bleh.
OH AND IT'S THE FIRST SNOW OF DECEMBER TODAY!!! 


Hey Ben, you have to keep "reminding" me every Friday to write my blog. Or...or else I'll "forget" again..




I AM PISSED AT MYSELF. UGH. Oh and today is officially halfway through the 2nd quarter of Freshman Year.  Watch some dance videos on my YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/polkie45?feature=guide

Eleventh Week ~ (Nov.14 - Nov.18)

*Monday, Nov. 14*
Like I said last week, the 1st quarter is over.  So, in Bio we got new seats. D: ...Our wonderful table hasn't been completely broken up, but we still miss each other:(.  I sit with Dean, and Erin and Zach sit at the same table.  Well I guess that wasn't the best thing to say but we were pretty, uh, SAD.




*Tuesday, Nov. 15*

I got to school like, 30 minutes earlier than I normally do today.  Myah, Maggie, and I were sitting in a circle in the middle of the hallway, eating Pop Tarts and Special K cereal.  It was our little pow-wow.  Apparently we were in front of this asshat's locker, and when he came he gave us a glare and stomped right through our circle to get to his friggin locker the hell.  I guess he got up on the wrong side of the bed...(if he even sleeps in a bed!)




*Wednesday, Nov. 16*
At lunch, I (finally) remembered to bring POPCORN! There's a microwave in the cafeteria.  Oh, and it's not like, the 1000-volt nice rotating LIGHTED microwaves. NOPE. Just some piece of CRAP they found at like, goodwill or something.  There were no numbers, no start or stop button.  Just like, 5 buttons which were labeled "Pastry", "Two Burgers", "Meatloaf", "Frozen Vegetables", and "Bagel".  WTF? What kind of asshat makes this kind of microwave anyway? Ugh..well it took us (Anastasia, Hayley, and I) like 5 friggin minutes to figure out how to work the darn thing.  But, we did pop it eventually, and when we were walking back to our table, some of the kids were like, "can I have some?"....it smelled so good. :)

*Thursday, Nov. 18* and *Friday, Nov. 19*
I'm not up for uh, writing this.  So watch my VLOG! (for those of you who are stupid a vlog is a video-log..like a blog but in video form..). Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Keys9IGIoUs










Hey..Thanksgiving is next week! No school on Thursday-Monday! ALRIGHT! The first actual "break" of my Freshman Year.

Tenth Week ~ (Nov. 7- Nov. 11)

*Monday, Nov. 7*

Yes so a few days ago it was Daylight Savings Time. Thank you Benjamin Franklin, for giving everyone an extra hour of sleep!!  Yeah but everyone was still a zombie on Monday...




*Tuesday, Nov. 8*
Dean is hysterical child. In Bio, he was talking in this deep, whisper voice...
"Let's go get hiiiiighhh.."  "Wanna go smoke some weeeeeeeddd??"  "You go'n get hiiiiiiiighhh.."  Hahahaha....[NOTICE: HE WAS JUST JOKING AROUND.  HE DOES NOT DO DRUGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.  HE WAS MAKING US LAUGH, JUST LIKE HE DOES EVERYDAY.]


*Wednesday, Nov. 9*

Oh my god in German class, were were learning about FARM ANIMALS.  Don't know why, don't care why, but whatever the reason...IT WAS HYSTERICAL.  I sit next to Gabriella and Skid..and we were zoning out at one point in class.....then, all we hear is "DAS HUHN.... KRAHHK KRAAAAHH KWRAAAHHH!!!" and see Herr Baysinger make this psycho face and have there CLAWS and is jerking up and down...HAHAHA !  Oh my god I can't even describe it right....but it. was. SO. FUNNY....
So then Gabriella, Skid and I BURST out in hysterical laughter....everyone turns around and stares at us, but we kept on giggling..
Haha and when Herr was talking about horses, he was making us ROFL! In German, "horse" is "Pferd". And you pronounce both the P and the F...So it sounds like, "PUHFAYRD".  Hahaha I can't describe this correctly..I'll stop..
:D


At the beginning of 9th period, there was a fire drill.  Kate, Maggie and I were starting to change into our gym clothes, when the FIRE ALARM RANG!  GAAHHHH!!! It's SO loud in the locker room!  We screamed so loud Maliha thought someone got shot! Haha oh GYM...




*Thursday, Nov. 10*
In Tech. Ed., we rotated teachers. (Oh yeah the 1st quarter is over.)  And Our teacher is this short, plump ginger. (I don't mean to hurt any Ginger's souls.  Gingers are only stupid so the blondes can understand them;))  ANYWAY he was turning on the radio and asked what station we wanted to listen to.  96.1 Kiss or WAMO100.1 was the overall response, but NOPE.  "Okay." he says as he turns it to a friggin COUNTRY station. X-(  Country music BURNS my ears! NO JOKE! I get headaches when I hear that CRAP. 


In Bio, we were taking the unit test.  Dean finished before everyone else, so he was just chillin' at his seat, making weird noises with his big, fat pink eraser.  I'm gonna stop there..let's just say it was annoying and funny as asshats trying to be cool.


Skid, Maggie, and I had to stay after school for a (late-noticed) student government meeting.  IT WAS FOR 15 FRIGGIN MINUTES.  We got so ticked off when we found out, mainly because our parents couldn't pick us up 'til 4pm! (School ends at 2.)  UGH. But, we did make the best of it.  In conclusion, Maggie beat herself up and they locked me inside Skid's locker.  (I almost suffocated.)  Watch my video to see what the frig actually happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-HJ1qFq2M




*Friday, Nov. 11*
You guys know how I'm obsessed-no, addicted- to handstands and that.  Well, after gym (we were in the weight room) I walk into the hallway, then kick up into a handstand and walked on my hands;).  This kid(can't remember if I mentioned him already), Joe, was in front of me.  "I swear, everyday.." he sighed.  "It's addicting!" I say. (mind you its difficult to breathe upside-down like that!)  I fall out of my handstand...all my weight is moving forward and I'm falling to the floor!  Oh my god I CRASHED into Joe! Haha it was funny but hella awkward.  
"Haha sorry.." I laughed.  
*silent moment
"Are you okay!!!??"
"You bet I am.."


AWKWARD.










Hey I'm doin' a flash mob on Saturday! Whatever this has already happened and I GOT TO GO.  Catch you up later (of?) my Freshman Year.  CIAO BELLA!

Ninth Week ~ (Oct. 31-Nov. 4)

For your information, I'm writing this two weeks after this all had happened.



 *Monday, Oct. 31*
Alright so today is Halloween. Spooky, huh?  And as I predicted, everyone was being festive and wearing costumes and pumpkin shirts.  ;)


Now, I write down those blog-worthy events on a little pink Post-It, and for today I wrote "100%, Eliza, candy".  I can't remember what "100%" means so I'm going to skip that...
Eliza and I went trick-or-treating together.  IN THE FRIGGIN RAIN. Gah! It was so cold! AND RAINY.  But we did get a lot of candy, considering we were the only trick-or-treaters in her neighborhood.  Every house just DUMPED the bowl into our pillow cases. :) oh yeah and I was a criminal who escaped from jail. Eliza was a lacrosse player. Original, right?




 *Tuesday, Nov. 1*
I walk into school today, and EVERYONE is eating candy.  The kid next to my locker whipped out this HUGE KitKat bar! It was at least 10 inches long! ...and as a result of candy munching, EVERY SINGLE CHILD IN SCHOOL WAS ON A CANDY HIGH. Even me:). 
(Sorry I'm writing this two weeks after this happened, I can't really remember...and I'm playing Club Penguin too sooo..SORRY BEN.)




 *Wednesday, Nov. 2*
Same thing as Monday, can't remember. The post-it says, "m&ms, twitter, jackson and maggie"....hhmmm...

Oh yeah in Social Studies, I was opening a bag of M&Ms, and spilled them everywhere. That's all.  I am not able to make it sound as friggin amazing as it was because I AM SCREWED UP RIGHT NOW.


Twitter? What!? I think that was the day I tweeted like, 100 times.  Yeah my followers got mad at me. "@polkie45 you tweet waaay too much! you're filling up my timeline!"...yeeeah yeah I'm sorry, OKAY?


Jackson and Maggie.  I don't remember what that one was about.  I know it had something to do with gym class☺, but NOPE. Can't remember. 




 *Thursday, Nov. 3*
Haha in math today, my teacher was writing something on the Promethean Board.  Somebody had a laser pointer, and was shining it on the board. Haha everyone saw it but didn't tell our teacher.  Whoever had it ended up pointing it directly on her butt every time she turned around. We all burst out laughing at one point...and Mrs. Switala's like, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT!??"
"Oh nothing.."
Ahh that's what keeps me awake during class..


So in English, our teacher had to get something before class.  She came back like, 20 minutes later..and in the meantime, BEN was our teacher.
B: "Alright what should I teach you guys?"
Me: "TEACH US HOW TO BE GAY! JUST LIKE YOU!"
B: "I'm not gay!"
Maliha: "Yeah, yeah, you say what you say.."
B: "BUT.."
Class: "But what?"
B: "I CAN teach you guys how to walk like a girl!"
Maliha: "So you're basically teaching us how to walk like a GAY kid just like you?"
B: "No...but I'll teach you anyway....stick out your butt and keep your head high and STRUT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
Maliha: "oh my god.."


Thankfully, Alison whipped out her phone and snapped this picture of him "demonstrating" how to walk like a chic. 

ROTFLMFAO!!! (Btw Ben is on the left, Maliha is on the right...) Oh my god☺


At dance, it was just my one friend and I. (I can't remember if I already mentioned her..)  Our teacher taught us a little duet combo.. click this link to watch it! ITS FRIGGIN AMAZING!!! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjgzFnCdQ48



 *Friday, Nov. 4*
When Maggie, Nia, Maliha, and I were walking to art..somehow we all started singing(more like screaming) songs from Veggie Tales♫♪......we turn the corner and one of the band teachers starts singing along...heh heh it was a little awkward but we were laughing afterwards. -_-


I am addicted to being upside-down and on my hands. Cartwheels, handstands, ariels, you name it. And in gym, I almost wiped out. End of story.




Well now I'm going to write next week of  Freshman Year.  Have fun watching my videos;).